Sunday, February 3, 2008

You Know You're a Redneck If.....

Wow, I feel like I'm living in one of Larry The Cable Guy's comedy shows. I had these customers the other day. They were purchasing one of (or so they informed me) the last Daryll Earnhardt's steering wheel covers that Walmart had. I scanned the item in and then was informed that the price was wrong. I went all through the trouble of getting the price corrected....and then when Jim Bob's (yes I can't make these names or stories up) mom says, "Gimme the money, Jim Bob." He didn't want to give her the money. Apparently he thought his momma was going to buy it for him. We stood there for five full minutes while Jim Bob's mom repeatedly asked him for the money to pay for his share of the bill. "Come on Jim Bob, gimme da muuhneeee." Well finally she asks me to take the thing off the bill. After I do that, then Jim Bob decides he wants to buy it. But then, his mother said, "No! You aren't gonna by dat now". She tells me not to sell it to him. The way they looked, dressed, and talked, I had to pinch myself. I couldn't believe it was real. The redneck jokes are so funny because there really are people out there who live like this. I get to see it on a regular basis!! It was like, "Here's Your Sign!"